An EWC4U Flashback
Murder happened this night while one guy was sleeping, having a wet dream.
His mom will find out in the morning and be upset.
His father is an alcoholic who cheats on his wife with a girl named Marie.
Marie is short and thin and she likes to drink Jägermeister.
The cashier who sells it to her has massive ear hair like a forest.
People stare (at it) as if they’re lost in some kind of trance.
One person especially has been in many trances, for he goes to a psychiatrist for his smoking habit.
Little does he know that the psychiatrist himself struggles with smoking.
Not tobacco, but crack cocaine. He gets it from a skinny girl named Marie.
He is ashamed of what he does, but loves it at the same time.
It’s like a Gollum situation. However the psychiatrist is not skinny and malnourished like Gollum, but tall and burly with a pot belly well on the way.
He goes to Xtreme Fitness to try to slim down but he really goes there to meet chicks.
He is in a relationship with Marie [already] but wants more action. His wife doesn’t satisfy him either.
He’s waking up now, finding out [that] his son just had a wet dream.
He laughs at his son with…